Lose Weight The Lazy Way in 2025 With the NEW Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0

Upgraded with 2 brand NEW exclusive formulas specifically designed to help you sizzle stubborn weight and shrink cravings – without relying on willpower or counting calories.

Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0

✅ Triple Threat to Stubborn Weight: Tackles stubborn weight in 3 different ways so you can finally start burning it off, even if nothing worked before.

✅ Harness The Science of Slimming: Patented ingredients scientifically proven to help burn fat, reduce circumference, and lower BMI.

✅ Unleash Your Inner Fat-Burning Furnace: Revs up your metabolism, unblocks hormonal weight, and reduces cravings and appetite.

✅ NO More Extreme Diets Or Workouts: Try the 3 triple-tested formulas created by our award-winning German nutrition scientist.

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Sync, Sizzle, And Shrink Your Way To Your Dream Body

SYNCS weight hormones to unblock hormonal weight

Unlock the secret to seamless weight loss by harmonizing your body's weight hormones. When not balanced, these hormones set your body on fat-hoarding mode instead of fat-burning mode. Let’s flip the switch and shift that hormonal weight!

SIZZLES stubborn fat off the waist, hips, arms, and chin

Ignite your metabolism to target those challenging areas and watch your body get slimmer and more sculpted. Get ready to flaunt your favourite outfits again as your body burns through persistent fat and helps you fit into that smokin’ pair of jeans.

SHRINKS cravings for accelerated results without sabotage

Say NO to temptations and guilty pleasures that sabotage your weight loss efforts – without relying on fickle “willpower.” The weight you burn off STAYS off because you won’t need to binge or snack, so you’ll finally enjoy the results you deserve.

As Seen In…

“It made me so calm and centred, my husband instantly noticed the change.”

“My confidence is back. My belly feels flat. And I feel like myself again!”

“My happiness is returning and my body is stronger. I’m absolutely blown away by how fast it works!”

“This is a supplement you’ll actually enjoy taking. It tastes so delicious -like a vanilla milkshake.”

“The 9 list: Complete Gut Repair”

“My tummy is definitely better than it was, which is nothing less than a freaking miracle.”

“It made me so calm and centred, my husband instantly noticed the change.”

“My happiness is returning and my body is stronger. I’m absolutely blown away by how fast it works!”

“The 9 list: Complete Gut Repair”

“My confidence is back. My belly feels flat. And I feel like myself again!”

“This is a supplement you’ll actually enjoy taking. It tastes so delicious -like a vanilla milkshake.”

“My tummy is definitely better than it was, which is nothing less than a freaking miracle.”

Watch how 51,127+ women are losing weight faster than they thought possible with these unique weight loss protocols

Kathryn W.

Wow this actually works!

I cannot believe the difference to start with I am losing weight! I don’t have food intolerance any more and no more bloating.

Tasha M.

More energy, less brain fog, and losing weight

I am happy to say that these products have helped with not only the hot flashes and pooch but also increased energy, less brain fog and I let go of 5lbs pretty quickly. If you’re trying to decide if it’s decide if it’s right for you, what have you, what have you got to lose? Just do it!

Katrina W.

I’m five weeks in and my clothes are loose!

I am 52 and purchased these products because, not only was I struggling to lose weight, but I had regular bloating (it looked like I was pregnant!). I noticed results within a few days of starting the protocol. I have had very little bloating and absolutely no painful cramps. It feels like a miracle! And, as you can imagine, I am incredibly happy! My clothes are definitely feeling looser. I have to say that all the fabulous reviews are true!.

You too can start losing weight in as little as 14 days

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Here’s What Women Experience With Our Unique Weight Loss Protocols

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What is the NEW Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0?

The NEW Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 is a complete 30-day protocol that helps busy and tired women lose stubborn weight more efficiently…

WITHOUT

❌ Eating boring, bland food that makes you hate your diet

❌ Having tiny meals that make you feel hungry all the time

❌ Pushing your body to the limit in the gym or at home

❌ Sacrificing the little pleasures in life that bring you joy

❌ Feeling guilty for not sticking to your diet and exercise plan

We do NOT encourage restrictive diets or working out 5 days a week…

In fact, we will encourage you to eat more delicious foods…

And guide you through the most fun weight loss experience you’ve ever had!

What are you getting in the 3.0 protocol?

We launched the first Weight Loss Protocol in 2022 and have been improving it every year since, based on the feedback we’ve received from over 51,127 women.

This year, you’re getting the quickest, laziest, and most effective protocol we’ve ever created—with brand-new formulas based on the most recent research in women’s metabolic health and formulated with science-backed patented ingredients.

Here’s exactly what makes the Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 your most powerful weapon against hard-to-shed weight:

➡️ Ultimate Weight Loss SupportMetabolic Harmony, the NEW Happy Mammoth formula that revs up your metabolism and starts sizzling more fat faster…

➡️ Ultimate Glucose Support, the 2nd NEW Happy Mammoth formula that naturally reduces cravings, bingeing, and snacking. …

➡️ Hormone Harmony, our most beloved hormone-balancing formula to calibrate weight hormones and shift that stubborn hormonal fat…

➡️ BONUS: Our dedicated nutritionist, Sarah Kimber, will give you step-by-step instructions on how to lose weight the lazy way – without dreadful diets and exhausting workouts.

Here’s what you may experience after consistently using the Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0

First - Cravings are shrinking! You may notice feeling fuller for longer, eating only as much as you need, and not raiding your pantry in between meals.

Then - Energy is back! Your body is finally getting what it needs to produce energy and burn fat off the waist, hips, legs, and arms.

Next - Clothes are getting looser! For many women, this is the first sign that they’ve lost weight – jeans are hanging looser, and they need a belt.

Then - Metabolism is more efficient! With the same lifestyle, you may notice you’re losing more weight than before.

Finally - Loving what you see in the mirror! Those “impossible” weight loss goals are now closer than ever (no sacrifices required!)

First - Cravings are shrinking! You may notice feeling fuller for longer, eating only as much as you need, and not raiding your pantry in between meals.
Then - Energy is back! Your body is finally getting what it needs to produce energy and burn fat off the waist, hips, legs, and arms.
Next - Clothes are getting looser! For many women, this is the first sign that they’ve lost weight – jeans are hanging looser, and they need a belt.
Then - Metabolism is more efficient! With the same lifestyle, you may notice you’re losing more weight than before.
Finally - Loving what you see in the mirror! Those “impossible” weight loss goals are now closer than ever (no sacrifices required!)

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Meet the 3 formulas that help sizzle fat, sync weight hormones, and shrink cravings on autopilot

NEW Ultimate Weight Loss SupportMetabolic Harmony

Helps you torch extra weight head-to-toe by revving up your metabolism with science-backed ingredients that reduce body fat and lower BMI. Time to leave draining workouts and restricting food in the past where they belong!

Star Ingredients:

Morosil®
a potent extract from Moro Red Orange—has been scientifically shown to decrease waist size and BMI.
Green Tea Leaf Extract
amplifies metabolism and enhances fat oxidation to burn through stubborn weight.
Gynostemma pentaphyllum, Nicotinic Acid, and Morgina Leaf
work together to keep your body in fat-burning mode throughout the day.

NEW Ultimate Glucose Support

It keeps your blood sugar in check, reducing those uncontrollable sugar cravings and appetite for carby, fatty meals. Now you can enjoy your weight loss progress without midnight binging and giving into guilty pleasures!

Star Ingredients:

Berberis Vulgaris Extract
turns fast sugars and other carbs into slow ones so you can enjoy delicious food without the consequences.
Chromax®
a powerful form of Chromium Picolinate—manages hunger and cravings by stabilizing blood sugar levels.
Black Mulberry Leaf Extract, Momordica Charantia Extract, and Cinnamon Cassia Extract
prevent you from raiding your fridge or grabbing a donut on your way to work.

🤩 BEST-SELLER Hormone Harmony 🤩

Our most beloved formula, used by 2.2 MILLION women worldwide, helps you balance the hormones that turn losing weight into a losing battle. Watch that impossible-to-shift hormonal weight start to melt under your eyes!

Star Ingredients:

Ashwagandha
is well-known for its calming effects on stress hormones, which can contribute to uncontrollable weight gain.
Rhodiola Rosea
has the unique ability to make you more resilient to stressors, which means less stress eating and snacking.
Chaste Tree Berry, Maca Root, Broccoli Sprout Extract, and Wild Yam
benefit female hormones such as Estrogen and Progesterone, which help with stubborn hormonal weight.

To Lose Even More Weight Faster, You Can Also Get These Quick-Action Guides Our Dedicated Nutritionist Made For You…

The Weight Loss Starter Pack:
How to lose weight efficiently, reduce cravings, and smooth out cellulite
Sculpt & Slim: Nutritional Guide:
Delicious food swaps, 2-minute weight loss hacks, and slimming smoothie recipes
The Mindful Glow Guide:
Stress relief, mindful eating, and self-care strategies that accelerate & maintain weight loss

PLUS 10 step-by-step videos that help you leap towards your weight goals on fast-forward

Who Is The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 For?

The NEW and Improved Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 is perfect for women who resonate with any of the following:

❌ You struggle with stubborn weight that doesn’t seem to budge

❌ You’ve tried diets that have worked for other women with no success

❌ You can’t reach your ideal weight despite dieting and exercising

❌ You frequently hit frustrating plateaus you can’t break through

❌ You keep gaining back all the weight you’ve worked hard to lose

❌ You have hormonal imbalances, digestive issues, and low energy

❌ You feel like you have to push your body to its limit to lose weight

How Is This Different

From Other Weight Loss Solutions?

You’re Getting The Latest Science In Weight Loss for Women—Based On Recent Evidence and 51,127+ Case Studies

Unlike most weight loss solutions, which still follow outdated ideas, every formula and resource in this protocol is backed by fresh evidence on women’s metabolic health.

The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 is the third—and most powerful—version of our weight loss protocol.

After going through 51,127+ case studies from women who’ve tried our previous protocols, our Nutrition Scientist has wholly rebuilt the entire system with one goal in mind:

To give women the quickest, laziest, and most comfortable weight loss journey possible.

That’s why this protocol does NOT require pushing the body to its limit to lose weight—quite the opposite.

All you need to do is take our brand-new cutting-edge formulas, which will do a lot of heavy lifting for you…

Then, you can fast-track weight loss with the “eat more, lose more” food hacks that allow you to indulge in delicious meals that rev up your metabolism and boost fat-burning.

You’re Getting The Perfect Mix Of Nutrition, Supplementation, And Mindset Into One Program To Set You Up For Success

This protocol is a multidimensional, “one-stop shop” for women of all ages who want to start shifting stubborn weight comfortably…

Without “punishing” themselves with restrictive diets and exhausting workouts.

The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 was designed to tackle stubborn weight in every possible way – so you can start burning the extra “layers” without the usual obstacles that keep you losing and gaining the same weight.

You’re Getting Your First Streamlined Journey To Your Ideal Weight — Without Needless Sacrifices, Suffering, Or Restrictions

Imagine your body like a gear system…

Other “solutions” force the rusty wheels to start spinning—and keep pushing it even when someone throws a ranch in the system. That’s why most programs, systems, and protocols leave you feeling drained, craving sugar and carbs, and not seeing any progress…

The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 greases the wheels, starts the system, speeds it up for effective fat-burning, and ensures nothing blocks the wheels…

Finally, your body works FOR you and not AGAINST you, so you can watch that stubborn weight start melting and staying off!

WITHOUT…

❌ Restrictive diets ❌ Exhausting workouts ❌ Radical lifestyle changes

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Pioneering World-Leading Quality Standards & Testing

Gut Friendly Certified

The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol is free from the established 69 known gut irritants.

Heavy Metal Tested

Know with absolute confidence all ingredients have been examined for Heavy Metals using world class testing methods.

Free From Artificial Additives

Free from artificial fillers, preservatives, artificial sweeteners, binding agents and other additives your body doesn’t need.

The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 is 100% Risk-Free

When you get The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0, you’re protected by our 60-day 100% satisfaction guarantee.

Order it now and follow the simple step-by-step system. If at any moment you’re not satisfied, email our fast-acting, friendly customer support to get a refund of your purchase.

Plus, you can keep everything you received for no extra fees. It’s our way of saying “thank you” for trying this protocol.

Choose Your Version And Order Now

The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 comes in two options:

Option 1:

The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 BASIC

The fundamental protocol with the 3 Happy Mammoth formulas:

➡️ NEW Ultimate Weight Loss SupportMetabolic Harmony

➡️ NEW Ultimate Glucose Support

➡️ Best-Seller Hormone Harmony

PLUS: The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol E-Book where you’ll find the complete instructions on how to take the formulas for best results.

We recommend it for: Women who want the fundamental way to lose weight and feel great every day.

Option 2:

The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 PRO

You get the 3 Happy Mammoth Formulas, plus The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol E-Book with instructions on how to take the formulas. You’ll also get extra resources to fast-track your weight loss and make your dream body a reality:

The Weight Loss Starter Pack
How to lose weight efficiently, reduce cravings, and smooth out cellulite
Sculpt & Slim: Nutritional Guide
Delicious food swaps, 2-minute weight loss hacks, and slimming smoothie recipes
The Mindful Glow Guide
Stress relief, mindful eating, and self-care strategies that accelerate & maintain weight loss
PLUS 10 step-by-step videos
that help you leap towards your weight goals on fast-forward

We recommend it for: Women who want the complete weight loss support… To lose the most weight in the shortest possible time… And who want to transform their entire lives, boost their energy, ignite confidence and feel their absolute best… Without guesswork, disappointments and frustration.

Choose your version below and click the Order Now button to start your “lazy girl” weight loss journey with The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0:

BASIC PROTOCOL

Option 1:

The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 BASIC

€149,99

or Interest-free payments with klarna

INCLUDES:

3 Formulas (30-day supply)

+ The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol E-book

(value €179.99)

BEST RESULTS AND VALUE

Option 2:

The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 PRO

€239,99

or Interest-free payments with klarna

INCLUDES:

3 Formulas (30-day supply)

+ The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol E-book
(value €179.99)

The Weight Loss Starter Pack
(value €39.95)

Sculpt & Slim: Nutritional Guide

(value €19.95)

The Mindful Glow Guide

(value €99.95)

+ PLUS 10 step-by-step videos that propel

you towards your weight goals

(value €149.95)

BASIC PROTOCOL

Option 1:

The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 BASIC

€149,99

or Interest-free payments with klarna

INCLUDES:

3 Formulas (30-day supply)

+ The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol E-book

(value €179.99)

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the products in this protocol?

The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 includes 3 Happy Mammoth formulas for a 30-day protocol.

NEW Ultimate Weight Loss SupportMetabolic Harmony

Star Ingredients:

Morosil®—a potent extract from Moro Red Orange—has been scientifically shown to decrease waist size and BMI.

Green Tea Leaf Extract amplifies metabolism and enhances fat oxidation to burn through stubborn weight.

Niacin, Gynostemma pentaphyllum, L-Carnitine, and Moringa Leaf work together to keep your body in fat-burning mode throughout the day.

The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 includes 3 Happy Mammoth formulas for a 30-day protocol.

NEW Ultimate Glucose Support

Star Ingredients:

Reducose® turns fast sugars and other carbs into slow ones so you can enjoy delicious food without the consequences.

Chromax®—a powerful form of Chromium Picolinate—manages hunger and cravings by stabilizing blood sugar levels.

Black Mulberry Leaf Extract, Momordica Charantia Extract, and Cinnamon Cassia Extract prevent you from raiding your fridge or grabbing a donut on your way to work.

BEST-SELLER Hormone Harmony

Star Ingredients:

Ashwagandha is well-known for its calming effects on stress hormones, which can contribute to uncontrollable weight gain.

Rhodiola Rosea has the unique ability to make you more resilient to stressors, which means less stress eating and snacking.

Chaste Tree Berry, Maca Root, Broccoli Sprout Extract, and Wild Yam benefit female hormones such as Estrogen and Progesterone, which help with stubborn hormonal weight.

How do I follow the protocol?

The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 also comes with easy step-by-step instructions that our star nutritionist Sarah Kimber has put together for you.

These instructions show you exactly how to take each of these formulas, in what order, and for how long… Plus, she’ll show you how to follow your easy protocol to get the fastest results.

This way, you can eliminate the guesswork and unnecessary effort leading to less-than-ideal results.

How do I take the formulas?

Here’s how to take the 3 formulas in the Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 for faster results you can SEE and FEEL:

Ultimate Glucose Support — Take 2 capsules once a day, with breakfast or lunch, to protect you from glucose spikes and afternoon crashes.

Ultimate Weight Loss SupportMetabolic Harmony — Take 3 capsules once a day, with a glass of water. Best taken before noon, to rev up your metabolism early in the day.

Hormone Harmony — Take 3 capsules a day, with or without food. You can take them all at once or throughout the day. We recommend you start with 2 capsules for the first few days, then start taking 3 capsules. Every woman is different, so test out different times to see when it works best for YOU.

We recommend you start taking Hormone Harmony for the first 5 days to give your hormonal system time to start syncing. Then, on day 6, add Ultimate Glucose Support and Metabolic Harmony.

How do the formulas taste?

All the formulas in this protocol are encapsulated, so they have no taste or aftertaste.

Where are the formulas produced?

Every formula in The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 is produced in a Certified facility in the EU — meeting the world's leading standards in ingredient, production, and final product quality certifications and testing benchmarks.

Who created this protocol?

The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 3.0 was developed by our award-winning nutritional scientist, Tobie Kokot. He has 17 years of experience as a certified nutritionist and has formulated every single one of the products in this protocol, using only the purest science-backed ingredients.

Which option should I choose?

The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol 2015 comes in 2 options:

Option 1: The BASIC Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol

You get the 3 Happy Mammoth formulas PLUS step-by-step instructions on how to take them in The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol E-book.

Intentionally designed for: Women who want to jumpstart their weight loss, without sacrificing their health or well-being.

This protocol is perfect for women who have mastered their nutrition and exercise plan – and only need to fast-track their weight loss.

Option 2: The PRO Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol

You get the 3 Happy Mammoth formulas PLUS step-by-step instructions on how to take them in The Ultimate Weight Loss Protocol E-book. You also get…

>> The Weight Loss Starter Pack: How to lose weight efficiently, reduce cravings, and smooth out cellulite

>> Sculpt & Slim: Nutritional Guide: Delicious food swaps, 2-minute weight loss hacks, and slimming smoothie recipes

>> The Mindful Glow Guide: Stress relief, mindful eating, and self-care strategies that accelerate & maintain weight loss

+ PLUS 10 step-by-step videos that help you leap towards your weight goals on fast-forward

Intentionally designed for: Women who want to lose weight the lazy way in the shortest time possible – and keep it off!

This protocol is perfect for the woman who wants to transform her body, life, and confidence… and feel her absolute best as early as next month.

The extra videos, PDFs, and guidance from our nutritionist will help you reach your goals… and keep the weight off for as long as you want.

Can I use this supplement if I am pregnant or breastfeeding?

No, do not use this supplement while breastfeeding. Do not use this supplement if you are pregnant or likely to become pregnant.

Medical information, product, reviews, warnings and legal disclaimer

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Despite our efforts, please note that:

- testimonials are based on personal experiences only and do not necessarily represent what anyone else using the same product may experience - your individual results may vary.

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Product Warnings:

Do not use if pregnant or likely to become pregnant.

Chaste Tree Berry Extract may affect hormones and medicines such as oral contraceptives. Consult your health professional before use.

Do not use while breastfeeding.

Use in children under 12 years is not recommended.

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